A
Good Filet is like a good woman only thinner;
A
Good Filet always puts the seat up;
A
Good Filet checks the board daily;
A
Good Filet types a line or 2;
A
Good Filet can hum the long version of "in a gadda da vida";
A
Good Filet always carries a come-a-long and 87 and 1\2 feet of chain;
A
Good Filet knows where to fish;
A
Good Filet comes home from school and shovels on snowy days;
A
Good Filet never makes fun of people who can't whistle and who's eyes
are crossed;
A
Good Filet will never leave you behind at the mall;
A
Good Filet can cover your Manhattan at the bar when you are broke;
A
Good Filet knows when to cut bait;
A
Good Filet honors its ancestors;
A
Good Filet is never grouchy;
A
Good Filet doesn't smoke much;
A
Good Filet is known by the company it keeps;
A
Good Filet sends flowers if someone is sad;
A
Good Filet makes no bones about it;
A
Good Filet speaks French, English and Esperanto;
A
Good Filet should be careful around JE;
A
Good Filet makes an excellent designated driver;
A
Good Filet does not drive marlins, barracudas or stingrays;
A
Good Filet always has a fish pole in his car;
A
Good Filet don't mind fishin' in the rain;
A
Good Filet has sense enough to get off the lake during a T-storm;
A
Good Filet catches some, even when they ain't bitin';
A
Good Filet releases more than he keeps;
A
Good Filet keeps only what he cares to eat;
A
Good Filet is busy picking up his tip ups as the ball drops on New Years
Eve;
A
Good Filet can fish, maintain a fire, drink beer, converse with friends,
and sing Freebird all at the same time;
A
Good Filet never sleeps in on a fishin' trip;
A
Good Filet knows how to skin bullheads;
A
Good Filet can row strait against the wind;
A
Good Filet hates disco;
A
Good Filet never has unprotected sex;
A
Good Filet showers often;
A
Good Filet can recite the soliloquy from Hamlet;
A
Good Filet always gives up his seat to a lady on the train;
A
Good Filet roots for the Miami Dolphins;
A
Good Filet wouldn't be caught dead drinking bottled water;
A
Good Filet would take a 3-0 pitch in order to get on base;
A
Good Filet stands and sings the Star Spangle Banner whenever it is played;
A
Good Filet is probably a democrat;
A Good
Filet votes independant;
A
Good Filet can make you smile;
A Good
Filet has the best chowder recipies;
A Good
Filet will travel 300 miles or more for a good chowder;
A Good
Filet never passes up the chance to party;
A Good
Filet always keeps his options open;
A Good
Filet knows when to hold em and when to fold em;
A Good
Filet does not like weak tea;
A Good
Filet is made from Walleye;
A Good
Filet practices patience;
A Good
Filet encourages participation;
A
Good Filet takes days off to visit his friends down stream;
A
Good Filet never mentions what a pain in the ass some other filets can
be;
A
Good Filet knows when its time is up;
When
I grow up I want to be a Good Filet.
